Santa Doesn't Like You (Extended Version)

And Santa doesn't like the way you walk And he sure don't like the way you talk And Santa doesn't like the clothes you wear You may think he does, but he really don't care Cuz Santa doesn't like you No, Santa doesn't like you And he's felt this way since you were small There's nothing you can do, he don't like you at all It might be your face, it might be the way you act But either way you cut it, you got to face the fact That Santa doesn't like you No, Santa doesn't like you He's got a list of who's been naughty and nice And you're the only one who's on the bad list And he's written you down twice You're written down twice He's got a list of who's been naughty and nice And you're the only one who's on the bad list And he's written you down twice You're written down twice So you might as well sleep Christmas Day away Santa's got no gifts for you on his sleigh Cuz Santa doesn't like you No, Santa doesn't like you He despises you