Kneepads (A Valentine's Day Song)

He didn't get me roses or a fancy box of chocolates No no He didn't get me jewelry, no he ain't got that wallet Oh This year my valentine walked up to me, I see he has a box for me I open it, a brand new pair of knee pads Oh it's just what I need babe Some knee pads for my knees babe Now I can get back shots wherever I want, oh This is really so sweet babe No I don't need no ring babe You care about me and my knees so damn much, oh Carpet, concrete, hardwood floors Now when I get down on all fours My knees ain't ever feeling sore Cause I got padding that's for sure The bank, the mall, the grocery store You say the word and I'm all yours I'll wear them out on every date Oh baby thank you, this is great Oh it's just what I need babe Some knee pads for my knees babe Now I can get back shots wherever I want, oh This is really so sweet babe No I don't need no ring babe You care about me and my knees so damn much, oh Babe I got you something too It ain't no wallet watch or shoes Oh can you just do me a favor Will you sign these divorce papers