Grab the Lube

Hey did you know I'm blazed You'd see it in my eyes If I wasn't wearing shades It's in how you phrased Your question to me why I got so fuckin high Hey did you know I'm stoned I feel it to the bone Gonna eat an ice cream cone or two I think I missed your call it's likely when you phoned I was getting stoned once again yea And while I finish up a doob I'm rolling up the next one Gonna be a big fat phatty yo And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob Someone grab the lube I'm just sittin' on the patio Hey did you know I'm high I tried to be discreet But I tripped over my feet once again Hey the munchies got me gripped I think I might have tripped And fell into a vat of chocolate pudding Well I stumbled from the couch To try to reach the fridge But I was just a smidge too stoney So I laid back on the ground Gripping my baloney Like a pony who was straining at the reins yea And while I finish up a doob I'm rolling up the next one Gonna be a big fat phatty yo And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob Someone grab the lube I'm just sittin' on the patio Hey do you know my name Beau Nair is not a game Unless you're gonna fit me in your mouth whoa A challenge to the ladies Who understand the meaning of my girth When they're headed down south, yo I like to roll 'em thick So I can smoke em long And write another smash hit country song I won't whip out my dick I try to be polite so I ask hey Would you like to use the bong And while I finish up a doob I'm rolling up the next one Gonna be a big fat phatty yo And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob Someone grab the lube I'm just sittin' on the patio And while I finish up a doob I'm rolling up the next one Gonna be a big fat phatty yo And now I'm thinkin' bout your boob Someone grab the lube I'm just sittin' on the patio