Grandmas

She made you milk and cookies after school She took you out to swim at her condo's pool Gave you ten bucks for your birthday That you sometimes spent on weed Yea, Granny gives you everything you need She held you when your puppy dog had died And when that priest molested you She listened while you cried Sayin' Gran it hurts to sit down Do you have a pack of ice Yea, Granny isn't she so fucking nice But everyone gets older and they die eventually Cremated or buried, yes they do Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see Cause Grandma's don't live forever And neither do you She took you to a baseball game one time She caught that fly ball for you She was really in her prime Got a hooker for your bar mitzvah When you just had turned thirteen Yea, Grandpa knows exactly what I mean But everyone gets older and they die eventually Cremated or buried, yes they do Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see Cause Grandma's don't live forever And neither do you There were so many times you didn't call her on the phone She sat there in the dark, waiting for you all alone While you were getting fucked up With your friends and other freaks The tears they rolled down Grandma's fuzzy cheeks But everyone gets older and they die eventually Cremated or buried, yes they do Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see Cause Grandma's don't live forever And neither do you Yea everyone gets older and they die eventually Cremated or buried, yes they do Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see Cause Grandma's don't live forever And neither do you