Granny Was a Squirter

Your Granny was a squirter That's why she had the plastic on her couch Grandpa's pants were elastic And her cooch was fantastic Never once did she say ouch Grandpa never hurt her cause granny was a squirter Laying loins, she puckered up her butt Your Granny was a slut She always knew what's up She took a pounding and it was astounding Your Granny was a squirter That's why she had the plastic on her couch Grandpa's pants were elastic And her cooch was fantastic Never once did she say ouch Grandpa never hurt her cause granny was a squirter On her knees She's showing her caboose The knuckle of a moose Was dripping with her juice She was in motion and needed no lotion Your Granny was a squirter That's why she had the plastic on her couch Grandpa's pants were elastic And her cooch was fantastic Never once did she say ouch Grandpa never hurt her cause granny was a squirter She reaped just what she sowed Grandpas face practically glowed Right then, she camel toed In my van she was doing all she can She took it like a man with a slight mustache She took a thumping and her booty kept bumping Your Granny was a squirter That's why she had the plastic on her couch Grandpa's pants were elastic And her cooch was fantastic Never once did she say ouch Grandpa had a girder and he'd never desert her Yea, Grandpa never hurt her Cause granny was a squirter