Harder

You said to me that you want to be free But you're addicted to Beau Nair And you can't quit me I can't blame you and I respect the way you feel But I know you're hungry for my loins as your favorite meal And I said I want to be on top of you Like an open-faced sandwich Maybe you are Nancy Drew Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys You got me harder than the Hardy Boys You made it clear that you're outta here But then you bent to tie your shoes and I explored your rear My mustache did the job that it was designed to do Hours later I can still detect the scent of you And I said I want to be on top of you Like an open-faced sandwich Maybe you are Nancy Drew Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys You got me harder than the Hardy Boys Come and touch me baby I won't bite But I might nibble just a little bit The tears they flowed When you said you had to go But then you felt the naked yearning of your cameltoe You can't keep away from these loins you love to greet I felt your juices flowing down I'm getting sticky feet And I said I want to be on top of you Like an open-faced sandwich Maybe you are Nancy Drew Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys You got me harder than the Hardy Boys