Hitchhiking to the Moon

Got a black-bottom shirt I keep messing with the knobs on my stereo Gotta get a little lady who can squirt Like I seen the ladies all do In the pornographic movies that I've seen When I'm staying in a strange hotel I never even mind the smell of the lotion that I use When I'm hitchhiking to the moon My rocket's gonna get there soon Got my tissues in a box I keep thinking of a woman that I saw in a catalog Trying on a pair of socks She was bending down low And I almost got a vision of her cooch When I'm snootchin on a bootchie, you can tell I never even mind the smell, of the lotion that I use When I'm hitchhiking to the moon My rocket's gonna get there soon Red Five, won't you come in clear I'm just trying to land my ship in a crater on the moon Only one hand to steer I'll pull a lunar landing And you know I'm gonna get there soon You know I'm gonna get there soon Now I'm launching on the pad Gonna be a real bad time To be looking in the mirror Cause I almost always get sad When I see a grown man crying While ejaculating all over the bed But I'll be doing it until the day I'm dead Tell your mother I am grateful for the head And the lotion that I use When I'm hitchhiking to the moon My rocket's gonna get there soon Gonna get there soon yea