I Give a Shit (But I Don't Give a Fuck)

Well, I give a shit but I don't give a f*ck Made it on talent It ain't about luck Use a little lube so you don't get stuck Then give a little shit but don't give a f*ck I care about people on a grander scale I once made a poop that could fill a pail I see your struggle and I empathize Got heat from the meat of your mother's thighs Well, I give a shit but I don't give a f*ck Made it on talent It ain't about luck Use a little lube so you don't get stuck Then give a little shit but don't give a f*ck I live my life like a fucking champ I met your sister and I left her damp Joy to the world is the greatest aim If you own your shit then you have no shame Well, I give a shit but I don't give a f*ck Made it on talent It ain't about luck Use a little lube so you won't get stuck Then give a little shit but don't give a f*ck Someone said you were on the prowl Lookin' for a place to grace your bowel If you make a mess and you need a towel I'll be there for you Cause I care for you And quite deeply, I might add Well, I'm on the level and I'll shoot you straight Eating some pussy is mighty great Your grandma knows what I'm talking about Well I might be the reason that it made her shout But not the cause of her massive heart attack Well, I give a shit but I don't give a f*ck Made it on talent It ain't about luck Use a little lube so you won't get stuck Then give a little shit but don't give a f*ck Come on now I give a shit but I don't give a f*ck Made it on talent It ain't about luck Use a little lube so you don't get stuck Then give a little shit but don't give a f*ck You gotta give a little shit but don't give a f*ck Listen to Beau Nair You gotta give a little shit But don't give a f*ck