Ten Gallon Alan

Alan was a man A legend in his pants All the ladies knew he could do a naked dance Giant were his balls Filled them to the brim When he would explode they would have to take a swim Ten Gallon Alan was his name You better hope you're not directly in his aim He's a wizard conjuring a jizzard Ten Gallon Alan Alan was his name Alan was a dude Swinging with his meat Scraping on the floor It was flopping on his feet Giant was his tool He would go to work Line em up and see who gives his firepole a jerk Ten Gallon Alan was his name You better hope you're not directly in his aim He's a wizard conjuring a jizzard Ten Gallon Alan Alan was his name f you're gonna grab it Better use two hands Looks like a tripod every time he stands Alan went to town Dropped it like it's hot Saturate your face while he tangoes in your twat Giant was his girth Wider than your lips Prepare to greet his meat Grab him tightly by the hips Ten Gallon Alan was his name You better hope you're not directly in his aim He's a wizard conjuring a jizzard Ten Gallon Alan Alan was his name Alan was his name