The Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast

Well, I was driving around on Sunday In the mountains where I roam I went to the spot where I love to smoke a doobie In the place that I call home Then I took off my pants and boots right there And I prepared to streak on down To the Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast And show them who's around Well, I got in my car this morning And I put on my brand-new hat I went driving around into those mountains And I found a spot where I just sat Then I decided to take my clothes off I had prepared for about a week Cause it was the Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast Where I was about to streak I got some syrup on my ding-dong Then I ran around the bar I put some butter on my sweet shlong Like King Kong it dangled too far Dangling in the Tournefortia and the Ayahuasca too You came to visit and I showed you my spot in the hills You showed me your boobies and I took off my pants I appreciate the cheapest of thrills Then we decided to take our clothes all off Right there in my favorite spot And we hit the Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast And that's where they saw your twat They really did Ho that's where they saw your twat And Beau Nair