The Hammer

You'll never know You'll never know How I love your cameltoe When I sing a song And you hold my shlong You show me the way to go Forget what you know Gonna take it slow Working on your pootie tang Rising like a snake Giving what you take Make a second Big Bang Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty Got a muffin top popping Gonna make a doody Let's rock Gonna dock my cock Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around Then feeling up your big fat boobies While I lay the hammer down You'll never see what you mean to me If you keep your eyes shut Feeling the surprise opening your eyes When I stick it in your butt Just cause you said you would give me head For a couple bong hits Doesn't mean that I wouldn't get you high If you'd show me both your tits Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty Got a muffin top popping Gonna make a doody Let's rock Gonna dock my cock Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around Then feeling up your big fat boobies While I lay the hammer down I hit the highway doing 98 or more My pedal hit the metal as I aimed towards your door Faster than a rig was meant to go is how I went Straight into your uterus I aimed to make a dent Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty Got a muffin top popping Gonna make a doody Let's rock Gonna dock my cock Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around Then feeling up your big fat boobies While I lay the hammer down Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty Got a muffin top popping Gonna make a doody Let's rock Gonna dock my cock Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around Then feeling up your big fat boobies While I lay the hammer down Gonna lay the hammer down I'm laying that hammer right on down the line Can you feel it My loins enjoins your groins Come on now The Hammer