The Ol' Dirt Road

From a wicked world you came and ran into my arms Like a hungry leprechaun you ate my lucky charms You grabbed my manhood and you told me what you need I said Darlin' I'm your stallion come on mount this manly steed Deep in the creek, you turned the other cheek Told me that you love me and you said I was a freak We made love for about a week If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode May as well take a trip down the old dirt road You said you're gonna teach me things I've never seen before Strapped me to the table, left my boots upon the floor Rubbed me down with oil then you climbed me like a mountain You rode me to the finish line and I squirted like a fountain Deep in the creek, you turned the other cheek Told me that you love me and you said I was a freak We made love for about a week If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode May as well take a trip down the old dirt road You don't have to tell I don't mind the smell Maybe we can go to hell together We'll be hell bent for leather Maybe your best friend Heather can join Grab my oar and start rowing this boat Well deep in the creek, you turned the other cheek Told me that you love me and you said I was a freak We made love for about a week If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode May as well take a trip down the old dirt road Yea If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode May as well take a trip down the old dirt road Down the old dirt road