Castles Of England

Jammy dodgers and a Jaffa cake Wagon wheels on a broken plate A little money and a fast car Common sense, won't get you far Signing on when the factory closes Sweeping floors and charity roses Castles of England, behind the privet hedge Curtains are twitching, we're plotting in our sheds Behind the moat of the garden hose We're venting spleens on your prying nose Getting hold of public money Serve the poor you know that's funny Prophets crying with the pickets flying Going camping with the miners striking There's no sin like getting old Stay in line you're being told Castles of England, behind the privet hedge Curtains are twitching, we're plotting in our sheds Behind the moat of the garden hose We're venting spleens on your prying nose When the queues are all wrong, what do you say after you say hello? You will shake your head, roll your eyes, tut and sigh Say you're mystified Castles of England, behind the privet hedge Curtains are twitching, we're plotting in our sheds Behind the moat of the garden hose We're venting spleens on your prying nose Castles of England, behind the privet hedge Curtains are twitching, we're plotting in our sheds Behind the moat of the garden hose We're venting spleens on your prying nose