Juan Is a Bitch

Juan is a bitch Sitting in the parking lot Complaining about how it's too cold It's only 70 degrees outside Why do you complain about everything I'm sorry but I like my windows down Yes I do Why do you complain And why won't you go out in the rain Real Cuban men are supposed to be stronger Stronger Juan is a bitch Puked after two beers He can't even hold his alcohol Juan is a bitch Rejected from FSU Got so high he made ice cream balls He made them ice cream balls And he turned left on red Got covid twice and was stuck in bed Juan is a bitch Juan is a bitch Juan's a bitch Juan's a bitch Juan's a bitch Juan's a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a fucking bitch Juan you're a motherfucking bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Juan you're a bitch Almost a cigar No wonder George doesn't like you at all Juan you're a bitch And I'll never roll up my windows