The Senior Shuffle (Bonus Track)

This one's for my seniors A two, three, four Put your good knee forward and your cane to the side None of you youngings gonna break my stride It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle Take 3 steps forward and two steps back Do a little spin but don't pull your back It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do do do Doo do do do We don't do apps It's kinda hard to crap Everybody everywhere Lives too damn fast We don't like to scuffle We don't like to tussle We don't like it when you drive so fast But we love the shuffle Put your good knee forward and your cane to the side None of you youngings gonna break my stride It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle Take 3 steps forward and two steps back Do a little spin but don't pull your back It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle And we do it all the time Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do do do Doo do do do We used to use the party lines Imma tell that it worked just fine Now everybody's got a smartphone And they just waste their time Don't need no internet Just another thing we'll forget Didn't hear what you just said I'd go to bed, but ya gotta Put your good knee forward and your cane to the side None of you youngings gonna break my stride It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle Take 3 steps forward and two steps back Do a little spin but don't pull your back It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle And we do it all the time Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do do do Doo do do do And we do it all the time Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do Doo do do do do do Doo do do do Put your good knee forward and your cane to the side None of you youngings gonna break my stride It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle Take 3 steps forward and two steps back Do a little spin but don't you pull your back It's the shuffle It's the senior shuffle