There Will Be Reverb (Skit)

I had a dream, no, a vision last night This guy, he stood up high and had such might I thought that he might shatter the ground But instead a small crowd gathered 'round We came from near and far away From Donutstropolis to Paraguay Just to hear what this man may say What holy truth may come that day Louder than megaphones, A presence bigger than mega phones But soon a silence descended upon us all As the man stood upon the hill so tall We started to think, "Man, this guy's kinda lame" But he would then call out his name I am Reverb The man echoed, and conjured up a section of cellos I am inevitable He swiftly bellowed, and got rid of the section of cellos A man in the crowd lost both his ears And soon there was no more to hear The man called Reverb had disappeared I jolted awake, at first afraid But I soon rose up from the shade As I lifted off the bed, A voice soon echoed in my head: Only you may break the box, It said, Now go, recruit the man named Cage And with that, I had my sacred mission Listen to the reverberations Find Nic Cage and tell the nation It simply must be We all must see National Treasure 3