Crazy Island

I took my fullpacked bags and ran to the bitchy beach There I stole a motorboat and headed for the horizon The sun burned my skin and I was out of fuel In the middle of the ocean I tried to handle my panic I can say it was pretty hard As I was attacked by sharks They are my food they ate my clothes They are my bags And the fucking sharks ate my boat I threw myself into the chaotic sea Immediately the sharks were chasing me But my stomach was filled with gas from beyond A bombastic fart rescued my From a sure fucking death I landed on an island where no one has been before There i met a baboon who became my loveslave It built me a house and a resturaunt Where I had to eat But the food sucked so the baboon had to die I kicked two coconuts into the bleeding monkey ass Then I pissed in its eyes and forced it to jump from a tree Cocobutt eyes of piss it had to jump And it had to land on its head A broken baboon is laying in the sand Now I"m alone on a crazy island I am rotting I can see my bones I guess I'm on my way to a sure fucking death