An Eschatological Love Song (the fervent prayer of a Baptist boy)

The preacher said he's coming Jesus is coming soon He spoke with fears of the blood and tears Awaiting the unwashed doomed We all trembled in our pews Imagined or meager lives Would we meet him in the air Or forever miss paradise Jesus don't you know I'm just a young young man And I don't drink and I don't smoke But I do play in a band Yes I guess I'm ready My debt by you's been paid But could you wait just a few more years Cause I'd really like to get laid There's a girl in a pink bikini Down at the swimming hole And she fills it up to the uttermost And it really moves my soul With long blond hair and a turned-up nose I know she's the love of my life But it's gonna take me a few more years Before I can make her my wife Jesus don't you know I'm just a young young man And I don't drink and I don't smoke But I do play in a band Yes I guess I'm ready My debt by you's been paid But could you wait just a few more years Cause I'd really need to get laid