Nothing is Funny Anymore

Nothing is funny anymore Absurdity is quite normal The comics have all turned into bores And the clowns are all wearing formals Scrooge has ousted his ghosts And all the gold is owned by Gollum The warden released the violent hosts And the inmates are running the asylum Nothing is holy anymore Satan is [preaching at the altar The sacristy smells of cocaine and whores Number 2025 is the Psalter Scrooge has ousted his ghosts And all the gold is owned by Gollum The warden released the violent hosts And the inmates are running the asylum A lie works better than truth Give me gin and skip the vermouth We'll all go insane playing a rigged game Against a foe that knows no shame Scrooge has ousted the ghosts And all the gold is owned by Gollum The warden released the violent hosts And the inmates are running the asylum