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I put the salsa in the fridge but it's never where I leave it Have to triple check the lid before I use the toilet There's no more string in the dental floss One black sock is always getting lost I might not know a lot but I know when I am home I try to park the car but the bikes are in the driveway I bring home the bacon but it never reaches my plate I'm peeling glitter glue and stickers off my chair Reaching for a remote that's never there I might not know a lot but I know when I am home I know what I know when I am home Yes, I know what I know when I am home Oh, I know what I know when I am home I when I am home I'm not alone I when I am home I'm not alone I'm signing my name with a Hello Kitty pen Hanging up posters of My Little Pony and friends The kids' bad dreams keep them up at night In the morning they're between me and my wife I might not know a lot but I know when I am home I know what I know when I am home Yes, I know what I know when I am home Oh, I know what I know when I am home I when I am home I'm not alone I when I am home I'm not alone My underwear is clean but they turn pink in the wash Negotiating's harder than the Middle East peace talks No one will confess to what everyone smells Sibling rivalry's alive and well I might not know a lot but I know when I am home I know what I know when I am home Yes, I know what I know when I am home Oh, I know what I know when I am home I when I am home I'm not alone I when I am home I'm not alone