I FOUGHT A NINJA

I wanted to buy a frog But I bought a toad Yeah, I bought a toad I had bought a toad On the side of the road On the side of the road I wanted to fight a girl But I fought a ninja Yeah, I fought a ninja I had fought a ninja I got really injured I got really injured I wanted to think of something cool But I thought of school Yeah, I thought of school I had thought of school I felt like a fool I felt like a fool I wanted to catch worm But I caught a snake Yeah, I caught a snake I had caught a snake It was a mistake It was a mistake I wanted to teach my dog to speak So I taught my dog to speak Yeah, I taught my dog to speak I had taught my dog to speak But I never said he learned No, I never said he learned I wanted to bring my dog And snake and toad Bring them to school So I brought my dog and snake And toad to school I brought them to school I had brought them all I had brought them all I had brought them all I brought all my pets to school Then that ninja girl that beat me up Wanted to see all the pets I brought When she saw my pets at school She thought they were cool Yeah, she thought they were cool I fought a ninja I fought a ninja I fought a ninja But now it’s cool cause we’re friends at school I fought a ninja I fought a ninja I fought a ninja But now it’s cool cause we’re friends at school But now it’s cool cause we’re friends at school