11 Steps...

Ooo-oo-oo-ooo Ooo-oo Ooo-oo-oo-ooo Ooo-oo Ooo-oo-oo-ooo Ooo-oo Ooo-oo-oo-ooo Ooo-oo Moving day, 2006 I got my bag and a couple cigarettes (Bag in my hand) And I got my guitar case (Two bags and a guitar) For a guitar that I don't even own (Draped over my back) I was gonna learn to play bass (Got my left shoe on) But I never bothered to learn (My right foot) So I have an empty bass case (Right shoe one the left) And a can of mace (On the left foot) Waiting on the front lawn Empty bass case Empty bass case (Case is empty) Based God Got three carrots in the garage Even if I wanted something to be there There would never be anything (Three whole carrots in the garage) Sittin' right here on my porch (I got a baby carrot) Wishing I had an implement to play (I ate all of the regular ones) No bass, oh hey It's you again (don't have a bass) Oh no Listenin' to vinyl record sleeves Can't you see that I'm not A bassist or racist Base it in the truth you're makin' We're the living, not shaking bacon On the pavement So face it, the world that you live in There are twelve steps To becoming a better person Step one Love yourself and your family Step two, love nobody Step three s- Scratch steps one and two I think that's step four now Step five I'm losing track Step six Go down on a track Step seven, yeah he said it He said it Eleven Steps Eleven steps to remission Admit your position In the A.M. Eleven Steps To admission Accept your position In the A.M. You've got two radio stations When the gun fires off We run and we run And we don't stop 'til we see the setting sun In the distance Like the end of a movie And running and running And running and running And running and running And running and running And running and running (and I can't run anymore) And running and running (My legs hurt) And running and running (yM shoes are worn down) Eleven steps to remission I can see the finish line coming up But I don't wanna walk anymore So I just lay on the ground and I think Wow, my life sucks but I got it this far So why stop now? I can see the finish line, I'm leaving town (Stop anyway) My empty bass case still sits on my mom's front porch (Three carrots in it now) Waiting for me to come home (Two carrots) To pick up my bass (one carrot) But until then (I ate the other two) It's just another empty bass case I ate three carrots Eleven steps to remission In the A.M. F.M. radio Two stations, two-two stations now I'm on the eleventh step to killing myself