Arachnophobia

My name is Tyson Reedus and I’m coming for your fetus I will eat that shit up it’s a sundae on ice cream day Listen to me, my name is Jim Beam Meaning I will get drunk and kill your children for free I will take the stress off with your medical leave Don’t even ask me before I make you pay me Killing me back and relaxing all day That didn’t rhyme but that’s a-okay Walking out back on Tuesday Listen up it’s another day, it’s Tuesday Because I’m Al Coholic and I like to eat pain killers With my drugs, meaning liquor Bitch, I will cut you I will eat you up Because I’m also Hannibal Lecter Coming for your lecture Come into your class, gonna eat all the students Twenty one and older So it’s not that fucked up It’s only a little fucked up I’m coming back up To kill your pup now Going to china Eating those fried dogs with those fried spiders Because I’ve got arachnophobia