As Far As These Skinny Legs Will Take Us, Pt. 1

It's been a while Maybe I'm gonna Figure out how The words Gonna make my way down to Make my way back the other day Can I make it out for you Waste away in Margaritaville Wastin away again in Cheeseburger in Paradise The first day of first grade (The first day) I was walkin around I just got my head shaved (Shaving side to side) The gym teacher (The gym teacher) Said I looked pretty fly (Pretty fly, fly guy) He said I look as fly as I could (That's not okay) For a white guy Got my side shave and fly guy (Got my side) Fly guy, fly guy, fly guy (My, oh my) Fly guy, fly guy (He called me) Fly guy, fly guy Mr. Jimmy The one and only Mr. Jimmy of P.E. P.E. mister You and Me (You and me together again) Mr. Jimmy (You and me forever) You and me Are gonna go as far as we can You and me will make it out this time I'll take us as far as my skinny legs will take us Not too far, cuz I'm malnourished So I met this guy (I met this guy) His name was Erik Erik Erikson Erik Erikson He ran, he ran a lemonade stand Next to the school (Next to the school) Was pretty hot and I wanted to feel cool But no, he didn't have a permit So he got arrested He was also a pedophile so He got charged for being on School grounds Not allowed, not allowed, not allowed Not allowed to be (Not allowed) On school grounds, no, no, no (Side shave and haircut) You can't be on school grounds if you're a pedophile (School grounds) That's the law You and me together again (You and me, you and me, you and me) You and me Gonna make it through this time I assure you I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda skeptical (Knock on wood) Just a little bit Not sure about this Can't promise anything Only can promise Is that I won't fail The mile Cuz I would run 100 Miles For Mister Jimmy