Bear Mace

Maybe Jasper Johnson Will let us see Jasper Johnson (the home of the free and the brave) With no limbs My Jasper Johnson (It's the home of the free and the brave) Crawl into my house I have a five course meal that I'd like to share with you I've been practicing very dearly Very much lately I'm cooking until I become Very faintly able to remember your face (Jasper Johnson) Cuz the last time I met you you Sprayed me with bear mace and it hurt a lot (Sprayed me with that bear mace) I can't really (And I) Feel my face anymore, you know that (got pink eye) Doesn't really work for large hairy guys It's meant for Large hairy dogs that you find in the woods I have Twenty four deals To deal with you And the first one's about being sprayed with bear mace