Cowfarmer (Alabama)

Ooo I'm a farmer from Alabama and I'm singing my song Little bit did you know I see that you have a problem I can fix your problems all day With my crops and cows Somebody tell me what I have To give to you I'm a farmer from Alabama, this is what I do I help the farm and the sheep from killing you I am a cow I am a cowfarmer I am a cow I am a cowfarmer I am a cow, I am a cow I am a cow, I am a cow (I am a cowfarmer) I am a cowfarmer I am a cow, I am a cowfarmer (I am a cowfarmer) I am a cow (I am a cowfarmer now) I am a cowfarmer now I am a cowfarmer, I am a cowfarmer I am a cowfarmer, and I'm comin' for you And your cows I am a cowfarmer, I am a cowfarmer I am a cowfarmer, I am a cowfarmer I am a cowfarmer and I'm comin' for you One, two, three, four cows coming through the door They can't stop uttering all over this place (I am a cowfarmer( They getting their milk and stuff all over my shed (I am a cowfarmer) These bitches are revolting (I am a cowfarmer) They're coming and their bolting (I am a cowfarmer now) I can't stop them, they're coming for me Here comes the stampede (I am a cowfarmer) Here comes the stampede for my heart (I am a cowfarmer) Here comes the stampede (I am a cowfarmer now) Trampling over me Here comes the stampede Here comes the stampede Here comes the stampede And they're coming, travelling for me Yeah (Cows, we love you)