Forced Foot Massage

One, two, three Hey man Let me massage your feet I promise It's not gay It's a little bit But I just have a disease that If I don't massage feet every twenty-seven minutes exactly My feet will fall off And so will my hands And then without them I can no longer Massage feet Massage these feet Massage feet Massage these feet Come on, come on And let me massage your feet Come on, come on I'm going to forcefully Massage your feet Whether you like it or not Massage your feet Whether you like it or not (Massage your feet) Gonna massage em (Whether you like it or not) Massage your feet (Massage your feet) Whether you like it or not Massage your feet (And if I use my hands I'll) Whether you like it or not (Turn into a goldfish that) Massage your feet (Eats all the dead skin off your feet) Whether you like it or not (And I'd like that even more) Can I eat the Dead skin off your feet Let me eat the dead skin off your feet Let me eat the dead skin off your feet All the dead skin off your Fee-ee-ee-eet Fee-ee-ee-eet I promise I don't have a foot fetish I promise (I promise) No foot fetish (I promise) I just need it To survive and keep my (Massage your feet) Hands a feet in tact on my body (Whether you like it or not) So please sir (Massage your feet) Let me massage your feet (Whether you like it or not) I'll use some nice oils that (Massage your feet) Smell like lavender (Whether you like it or not) It will make you feel good (massage your feet) It will make you relax (Whether you like it or not) So sit back and let me Get all that wax off your feet The candle wax man He's comin' He'll candle wax your feet All I care about Is your health and safety So man please Let me massage your feet Please dear God let me massage your feet