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Simulation Terminated, Simulation Terminated Simulation Terminated, Simulation Terminated Simulation Terminated, Simulation Terminated Simulation Terminated, Simulation Terminated Okay What? There's nothing That I couldn't do about it My mom got mad Cuz I got into her pantyhose collection She doesn't wear 'em She just has 'em in a closet In a box that I can't access without a padlock That's right It's just a key that locks it If I have the padlock it does a reverse reflection And (Un)locks it And I did it I found it on the journey I found the padlock to get into her pantyhose She caught me puttin' 'em on (Puttin' 'em on) Little lacey, little thick And that's when I fled to My home She found my jerseys She found my jerseys (She found my jerseys) She found my jerseys and burned them alive She found my (Burned them alive) Jerseys She found my jerseys and burned them alive (Found my jerseys) She found my jerseys and burned them alive (She found 'em) So I went to New Jersey From Albuquerque (New Jersey, New Jersey) And I ate so many ham cheese it hurt My stomach cuz I'm (Ham) Usually vegan But that doesn't stop me (Ham, cheese) From stopping (Ham, cheese) Eatin' all of this ham cheese (Ham, cheese) Off my fingers lick it up (Ham, cheese) Kinda like Spam, Kinda like Spam (Ham, cheese cheese) Kinda like Spam but really on the inside it's a little bit of ham (Momma's pantyhose) Oh, ham cheese inside of pantyhose (Cheese) Like a prison mace (Ham, ham) If you don't know what that is it's a sock (Momma's pantyhose) Filled with things that you can hurt people with (Ham) Like rocks or bars of soap (Ham) And you hit 'em over the head And it hurts 'em (Ham, ham) It hurts 'em (Ham, ham) So I fill these pantyhose that I stole Form my mom with some ham cheese Then I hit them in the head With the ham cheese It spurted out the sides a little bit 'Came a little juicy And I didn't know But this man I hit Was allergic to ham And cheese Ham and cheese Ham and cheese Ham and cheese Ham and cheese (Ham cheese ham) Ham (Ham ham) And cheese (Ham cheese and ham) Ham ham (Ham) And cheese (And ham and) Ham (Ham ham) And cheese (Ham cheese and ham) Ham ham (Ham) And cheese (And cheese and) His face burned Came up with ashes and little moms That came up and screamed at me That's right his pimples turned into the face of my mom And screamed at me for hitting him With her pantyhose That I hit with Her pantyhose that I stole Filled with ham cheese and she said Jeffrey, why did you hit him with my pantyhose? Now keep in mind (Why, why) This was his pimples speaking to me (Why, why) With his mom, my mom's face (Why, why) From his pimple holes They screamed at me Calling me all names Like Jeffrey Cuz that's my name My name is Jeffrey (Jeffrey) Jeffrey's my name (Jeffrey, Jeffrey) Jeffrey's my name (Jeffrey, Jeffrey) Jeffrey's my name and it's never changing back Jeffrey's my name Jeffrey's my name Jeffrey's my name and it's never changing back (Jeffrey is my name) Jeffrey is my name System Terminated System Terminated