Idahopic, or the Idaho Epic I

I've been on the run for many years I don't really have anything but my beers Cuz I'm running From the Idaho potatoes They're coming to eat my toes Specifically my toes Nothing really speaks to them more than toes They're the only foes Of the Potato Cannibals All they eat are P-tatoes And human toes cuz they kinda look like potato sprouts All they eat are potatoes and Human toes cuz they kinda look like potato sprouts Potato sprouts (Nothing's stopping me) I can't keep running like this (I can't keep running) I'm out of shape and tipsy from All of my beer That's made from corn and wheat Not potatoes (Potatoes) Oh f*ck They're on my fee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eet (Fee-ee-ee-ee-eet) I can't even run anymore They're like quicksand On my toes (On my toes) I feel their juices and inside of my shoes (Feel their juices) In between my toes are potatoes They are Gnawing on my toes That doesn't mean they're not my only foes Nothing's gonna stop me from Feeling relief Feeling your wheat On my feet Foot relief Gotta get that Prilosec You know how much ribs I eat? A lot Yeah You must really like barbecue sauce No Do you eat 'em plain? No I cover them with Mashed potatoes that I killed That were eatin' my toes Mashed potatoes I killed and died One foot was free So I stepped on them with one foot I own I have on my right foot It's not my problem that I could only afford a right boot I am kinda poor and I fell in a trash chute Now I kinda smell like rotten eggs Now I kinda smell like rotten eggs But I was in there (I was in there) I found a tube It had a hole (It had a hole) And it was planning peek-a-boo with my toes That's the potatoes (Pikachu) Peek-a-boo