In the Den (Little Priest Boy)

One Two Three Four I lost the keys To my mom's house again I'm locked out I left my wallet in the den It's been three years (In the den-in the den) Since I last saw My mom I dropped out of college (My mom) Don't know why (Don't know why) I broke my leg I touched my thigh (Touched my) A ball of bangreens (Big old baby) From when I was ten (When I) I left my wallet in the den (I lost my head) Wallet in the den Den den de den-den de den-den Den de den de-de den den de den-den Gonna count to ten (Bop bop-bop) When I when I'm done (Boop bop be dop bop) I'll figure out every thing I've done wrong (Bip boddop bip bop be den-den) Seventh (Bop bop-bop) Grade (Boop bop be dop bop) That's the age I was (Bip boddop bip bop be den-den) When I first learned about Why None of my friends take the bus I learned why Everybody is meant To die Death is inevitable We're all gonna die eventually My uncle sat next to me At my Grandpa's funeral I'm an only child I love my brothers and sisters Jesus Will you follow me (He's the guy) I followed you To the back Of the pew You took me into the back room And touched me I didn't like where this was going Who do I turn to when my own priest touches me I don't know I'm like twenty now Like, like like (Like twenty, like-like twenty) I can't get a wife cuz I question (Can't get a wife) My own sexuality A priest touched me Is it okay If I think about gay A priest touched me (Touched by a priest) It's that little priest (Touched by a priest) Little Priest Boy (I think I'm Jewish) Little Priest Bo-o-o-o-oy Little Priest Boy (Do other priests touch kids or is it my priest) Touched by a priest That Little Priest Boy (I wish that priest hadn't touched me) Little Priest Boy now Ooo-oo-oo-oo-ooo Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oooo I the name of the Father The Son (The sun) And the Holy Spirit (Holy Spirit) Touched by a priest Little Priest boy (Touched by a priest) Amen I left my wallet in the den (Priest)