Johnnycakes' "Breakfast in Indiana"

My name Is Ted Nugent And I'm coming For your fugent If your wondering what a fugent is it's (Wonderin') Kinda like a guy that (A guy) Looks a little bit strange (Strange) With freckles on his face (Face) He will come and eat your children (Children) For breakfast, for breakfast (Breakfast) Not lunch or dinner Because children are breakfast food (He'll eat them for breakfast) We all know that (Breakfast, breakfast) Breakfast is the most important meal of the day (Here at Crochdeck's) Children are the only thing (Breakfast) That we eat (Children are the enemy) They taste like Old Mexican feet (Eat your children for breakfast) Kinda spicy, kinda nice (Eat your children for breakfast) But good at the same time, same time (Breakfast, breakfast) Cuz I'm coming to eat your children (Breakfast, breakfast) Children, chi-hildren And eat them with my anus (Ooo fist me daddy ooo) Breakfast anus kids (Breakfast, breakfast) Comin' out the butt instead of the puss (Breakfast, breakfast) Anus kids, anus kids (Ooo fist me daddy, fist me daddy ooo) Anus kids, anus kids (Breakfast, breakfast) Coming out of my rectum Anus kids, anus kids (Breakfast, breakfast) Anus kids, anus kids Eat them up for Breakfast, take it in the butt (Fist me, fist me daddy ooo) Take it, take it In the butt (Take my children) Anus kids Take it away (Take it in the butt) That was a nice banjo solo From Kenny Rogers One of the children that got eaten for breakfast (Yeah) Kenny Rogers Is one of em' Kenny Rogers eats Children for breakfast Breakfast kids yeah But when it's time for lunch Honey, this ain't no brunch Cuz he's gonna munch Kind of hungry I think his name is Gary Not breakfast but lunch Gonna eat your hunch Back Sometimes when you think you're alone Now all the children have been eaten And that's Barry Manilow everybody