Mann's Pesto

Here in Pestoland I own a pesto shop It's called 'Mann's Pesto' Mann's Pesto, my name is Mann Mann, because my mom birthed me into A can I was about 3 feet tall but then I grew up To be 4,000 inches Which is really like 2 feet but it's okay Ding, ding, ding Oh, hello customers to my pesto shop Welcome (hello, hello) I have all assortments of pesto Only pesto, I got, I got cheese pesto I got some (where can I find the biggest pesto?) The biggest pesto? The largest Well I got Jimbo's Big Pesto My friend Jimbo brings it specifically to my pesto shop (yeah) It's about, it's about as big as me (yeah, alright) Which is not that big, but it's okay It's got cheese inside of the pesto (it's in the pesto?) Inside the noodles Pasta, pasta, it's inside the pasta noodles It's-all the pesto's in there All the cheese 7 Gazillion There's 7 gazillion chives Individually And they ran all the way home (it has a very chivey flavour) Are you ready to try the chive challenge? Big Jimbo's Chive Challenge It's like Man VS. Food up in this bitch But with chives (but with chives exactly) And 40 years before it was a show (and pesto) It's 1937 (a lotta pesto) Oh there'll be so much pesto This guy knows what I'm talkin about This guy knows what I'm talkin about Hey (shut up dog) You can't sell that much pesto, that's illegal (that's my dog, he talks, don't worry) Oh who made you fuckin pesto police? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Shut up dog, be nice to my dog But he's the pesto police Pesto Bureau of Investigations over here (you fuckin mut) You can't sell that much pesto Just because he's a German Shepherd doesn't mean he's a police, you racist f*ck I'll force feed you fuckin tires Hey, I'm the only one that eats tires around here Now are you guys gonna do my pesto challenge or no? I'll do it Alright, wait Lemme get it Wait a sec, lemme get this pesto It's behind a few boxes It's premade, it's a little dusty I just gotta wipe it off Fucking cockroaches Alright, here it is Ooo It doesn't make a sound (pesto) Here's my pesto, okay (are you telling me it's silent pesto?) There's soundless pesto? I kill my pesto before I cook it I have never eaten a pesto in my life that hasn't made a sound It always sounds like You've got 3 seconds to eat the whole thing (okay, alright) Failed, you failed You don't get a t-shirt, you gotta pay for it Shut up Sarah Jessica Lohan, I don't care about your I knew your name because of your nametag from work At Barnes and Noble You work at a MacDonald's inside a bar (no I don't) Inside a mall (no I don't) Inside a (no I don't) Penny's (waaa) You work at a MacDonald's inside a mall inside a Penny's I never got to try the pesto challenge That's a good idea, lemme get you another one (okay, yeah, let's do that) Wait, gimme a second I just-just There was already more on the table just He already took a bite, he already took a bite I-listen, you don't have to Oh hey pesto, what's up No, that's not the right pesto That's Jimbo's Firey Hot Pesto (aaah Jimbo's Firey Hot Pesto) Oh my God (yaaa) The pesto's speaking (ya, ya) You're a pesto scientist I know It's my greatest invention yet (ayaya spicy) Jimbo's Big Spicy (you made silent pesto, you made pesto that) Oh God, are you okay? (spicy) Are you burnin? (spicy pesto) Why, why are they screaming? If you open up your jaw, it'll jump right in It'll be like your ex-wife on a Tuesday (no I don't want it) Close and experience the burn It'll give you a trip (aaah) It'll be like mixing DMT with LSD And then shitting yourself on your girlfriend's floor (make it stop) Make it stop please (you gotta really emphasize the shit on your girlfriend's floor) Why are you grabbing my chin flab? (yaaa, yaka gorgar) You're pinching my chin