Too Cheesy

My roommate left the milk on the counter Again I live alone I'm homeless I forgot which turns To take when I go to work I'm unemployed My boss said I'm kind of a jerk That doesn't bother me none Cuz I bought a gun And I'm gonna Use it soon I'm not sad, it's more like a 'Breaking Bad' sorta thing A mid-life crisis in my Twenties I'm thirteen My seventh grade teacher Never even looked me in the eye That was when I learned I went to a tag sale Found some elementary school yearbooks Kinda sad if you think about it When I die I want everything that I own To be donated to my old folks home For young people Cuz young people are pretty cool When I go swimming in the swimming pool I stay in the shallow end I'm scared of the deep I never even talked to my own dad Kinda sad So I'm gonna talk about somethin' rad Did you get the new Gameboy game? I heard it's pretty sick Man Did you play the new Game? Man That was a feeble attempt To save what was already lost In the sand pit in my elementary school playground I'm older now Nothing has changed but I'm Older now Don't know how Ten years have past I still get my ass whooped By myself Shit I don't know what to say Everything's been said already By somebody They're probably dead now Oh well I'd tell you a joke about a mouse's favourite food But it's too cheesy (Hey)