It's Not Easy Being Dutch Nobility (When You're Rejected) (from Bacon Sandwich!! The Musical!)

I used to dine on caviar, sip champagne all day But now I'm banished, cast aside, life's lost its luster, I must say No more lavish parties, no more fancy balls Rejected by society, my downfall It's not easy being Dutch nobility When you're rejected, oh woe is me No more riches, no more spoils Just me and my woes, lost in the coils I had a mansion fit for kings, servants at my beck and call But now I'm living in a hovel, it's the biggest fall No more golden carriages, no more silver spoons Just me and my misfortunes, singing these sad tunes It's not easy being Dutch nobility When you're rejected, oh woe is me No more riches, no more spoils Just me and my woes, lost in the coils I used to be the envy of all, the talk of the town But now I'm just a laughingstock, a noble with a frown I spent the treasury on DVDs and action figures galore Now I'm left with nothing but regret, and a broken heart sore They said I squandered the family fortune away But who needs gold when you've got movies to play They may have cast me out, but I'll show them yet I'll rise from the ashes, they won't soon forget It's not easy being Dutch Nobility When all you're left with is humility From riches to rags, oh how the mighty fall I miss the days when I had it all I miss the days when I had it all I miss the days when I had it all I had a fleet of carriages, horses so grand But now I'm stuck walking, with a cane in hand My estate was a kingdom, fit for a king But now I don't have it! AHH! I don't have a thing It's not easy being Dutch Nobility When all you're left with is humility From riches to rags, oh how the mighty fall I miss the days when I had it all So here I am, a noble in disgrace But I'll rise again, to my rightful place For though I'm rejected, I shall NOT be defeated Oh no... no no no! I shall NOT remain cheated And it's not easy being Dutch Nobility When all you're left with is humility But mark my words, I'll rise above it all For I am Lord Percival, and I'll reclaim my hall It's not easy being Dutch Nobility When all you're left with is humility But mark my words, I'll rise above it all For I am Lord Percival, and I'll reclaim my hall And I'll reclaim my hall