Sense of Humor (Radio Edit)

You know you need a sense of humor Cuz life is funny you gotta keep it light Yes sir You gotta have a sense of humor Because LIFE is funny You gotta have a sense of humor Now go get my money Yo let me tell you about today- Crowds of folks came my way Lookin' for me - some dude in a suit Said "C-to-the-V where's my loot?" Show me the loot Show me the loot Damn I better scoot The baker said "You owe me bread!" "What bread? Brother That's all in your head" Then the barber said "You skipped your trim!" Chill son - "I'll get it next month Slim!" A lawyer waved some papers high Said "Give me HALF your pie!" Damn - "What pie? There's nothing there!" "See you in court- son you better beware!" Check it: This Cop said I owe him a dime Tickets - driving fast all the time "I had to pay the fine?" the judge said "That'll be fine" Damn: You gotta have a sense of humor Because LIFE is funny You gotta have a sense of humor Now go get my money Karen yelled "You scratched my car!" "Lady I don't even know who you are!" Guess it's just the way things are Some people take it too far This cat said "I need cash for food?" I said "cat who are you?" Lady said "You broke my vase!" "Lady I've never seen your face!" I guess its just the human race Gotta have a sense of humor up in this place You gotta have a sense of humor Because LIFE is funny You gotta have a sense of humor Now go get my money (Whistling)