Sometimes I Feel Tall

Man have I Ever told you that I only stand at 5 foot five I’m hella short That’s why I Like to stand on big ol’ stages like this I’m so high And I can pretend that I’m not so... short -I am tiny, I am a tiny human being, Most women do not want to have sex with A tiny human being. And my penis is drier than the Mojave Desert- But recently I’ve been getting some attention I just feel A little proud of that And honestly I’m just scared that I might end up getting Real cocky And it scares the f*ck outta me cause- Chorus: Sometimes I feel tall And I can do it all But I get locked up in my head I feel tall But I forget I’m small Need to cool down to remember that I’m not big at all