The Freeloader

Libby the Freeloader Never pays her share She parties like a rockstar And puts bleach in her hair Anytime there's a party Libby makes sure she goes She'll eat every bit of food And sometimes wear your clothes Libby leaves work early Libby stays out late She takes 10 vacations a year And complains about her pay Where you go to Libby? All hours of the night You came home late from your party And gave us all an awful fright She parks on your grass Drops trash at your feet She'll complain about her life Then turn around and leave Libby leaves work early Libby stays out late She takes 10 vacations a year And complains about her pay Where you go to Libby? All hours of the night You came home late from your party And gave us all an awful fright When Libby's friends need help She asks for your pay She'll take your hard-earned money And give it all away Libby makes your house dirty Libby steals your silverware She'll leave trash lying around Completely unaware Where you go to Libby All hours of the night You came home late from your party And gave us all an awful fright Where you go to Libby All hours of the night You came home late from your party And gave us all an awful fright