Hotlines

So, get this, right I'm feeling depressed, as usual And the hotlines keep hanging up on me So I schedule an appointment to see One of those university-appointed therapists And she tells me I'd be less depressed If I used my music hobby To make some kind of album about my feelings To get more in touch with my emotions Which is a stupid idea because My emotions are why I'm so depressed in the first place And I already touch them every day And I don't want to make a goddamn depression album I just want to write synthpop songs about elves And other tasty shit like that But this idea hasn't left my head So this album's for you, therapist