Vampire Breakup 1

It's naïve to think you could love me forever When we don't have forever to live You've never pulled a silver gun on me And I don't have a heart left to give I avoid the sunlight ever day of my life And you'll have to invite me in Please let me know when I can drink from you And let me know when to fake a grin I sleep with my hands folded over my chest I'm comfortable except when you're around I keep my collars starched and stiff And my bedsheets six feet underground I didn't think I'd make it to 27 But even immortals have their surprises You can love me by the starlight And I'll leave you when the sun rises How can I love a mortal person And how can you love a blood stain-soaked man You can't console my wood-staked heart Even when you hold my corpse-cold hand I'm afraid I'm not quite meant to exist And you're not meant to observe me I can't look in the mirror when I'm alone And I know damn well I'll never be free I hate to write my own laments Especially one so full of clichés But at the end of it all, I'm not sure what to do And I've never known quite what to say