Ransom Note (More Like "Check Please!")

Walking down a dark alleyway And making friends with the rats I look so pretty in a little tight skirt I got an entourage of boys in white vans And my heels on the pavement Say, "Come catch me if you can" They say I'd make a good damsel in distress I look my best In a ripped up dress And tied up, screaming, screaming, screaming Get me on the phone with my daddy or my man I'll beg so nice Just name your price I wanna go home You want me You want me Oh, you gotta pay up Yeah, you want me You want me Just send the bill And if you don't then He'll hurt me Please, god, please We both know We both know I won't like that They keep me in the dark in a cage And I think it's for dogs I look so handsome on my hands and knees It's been so long that all my nails grew out Please forgive me if I don't act Very ladylike now, yeah I think I'll sharpen my claws I think I'll polish my fangs I'm gonna hide in the walls Then make the businessmen sing You want me You want me Oh, you're gonna pay up You want me You want me Just send the bill And if you don't then He'll hurt me Oh please, god, please We both know We both know I won't like that (One, two, three, four) You want me You want me Ooo, you're gonna pay up You want me You want me Just send the bill (Whore) And if you don't then He'll hurt me Oh please, god, please! We both know We both know I won't like that You want me (I'll leave a mess) You want me (Of sticky gore) Ooo, you're gonna pay up (They'll have to clean him off the floor) You want me (But since I'm dressed) You want me (Up like a whore) Just send the bill (They'll keep on coming back for) And if you don't then (I'll leave a mess) He'll hurt me (Of sticky gore) Oh please, god, please! (They'll have to clean him off the floor) We both know (But since I'm dressed up like a whore) We both know I won't like that (They'll keep on coming back for) Coming back for more