speech impediment

A man on the internet tried to teach me how to listen But I didn't listen to what he said so now I'm deaf And your speech impediment prevents me from wasting your breath Telling tall stories and short tales that would only land on my deaf ears But id still quite like to talk to you Yeah, I really want to talk to you Yeah, I really want to tell you all about myself and all the things I've done And I'm sat in history With Charley and Demi and Kieran But it's like I'm not there because once again I've been aired Left on delivered But id still quite like to talk to you Yeah, I really want to talk to you Yeah, I really want to tell you all about myself and all the things I've done I want to tell you that my favourite band was once Los Campesinas My favourite crisps are also called campesinas They used to call me crispy joe because I was really quite fat They used to call me a mole because I ate a woodlouse But I'd never eat a woodlouse if I was with you I want to ask you about your favourite bands My favourite hands are mine because I use them to write these little songs about how I feel about you