Far Away

Well I had a little trouble with my timetableSo I went on down to see my guidance counsellorHe told me that, I'd never make a dime, If I didn't wise up and make up my mind"Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had tofail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he's always high and his gradesare not"He said to me, "Son, whatcha' gonna be?"I said, "I'm gonna be a rock star, wait and see"He said, "Now, son, You're going nowhere fast"So I looked him in the face and said "KISS MY ASS!"You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college