No Problem

this porn's distracting meTrying to drive but all I seeIs 1-800 I'm a man and I'm a woman tooI found it in an old backpackTons and Tons I found a stackOf pages that I could not pull apartNo Girls, No problemNo Girls, No problemClaims that they are all 18Though actually 40 or 14All fake blonds who've got fake boobsAnd use some funky flashy wordTo claim the girl will eat your turdAnd do some funky stuff that I cannot say