Stupidity

It was a Friday I went for coffee And you asked how high the chances would be of you getting my number I panicked nothing happened All I could do was laugh and stare right back at you Now I don't know what to do Don't know why I couldn't answer you And I complain to my cousin how we both need boyfriends But the second someone pays attention I panic nothing happens and there's not a single word in my head that I can't use Don't know if this happens to you But I feel like such a fool So here's to my S. T. U. Pidity stupidity And here's to me not thinking clearly clearly Oh I raise my glass of gin in the air Looking for my brain hope it's somewhere My S. T. U. Pidity got a hold of me Oh I called all of my friends And told them what happened and that there's something wrong with me Cause who can't give an answer when they get asked to go out for a couple of drinks Don't know if this happens to you But I feel like such a fool Don't know if this happens to you But I feel like such a fool So here's to my S. T. U. Pidity stupidity And here's to me not thinking clearly clearly Oh I raise my glass of gin in the air Looking for my brain hope it's somewhere My S. T. U. Pidity got the best of me Can we take a Time Machine back to 2:30 Take a Time Machine Correct my stupidity Can we take a Time Machine back to 14:30 Take a Time Machine Correct my So here's to my S. T. U. Pidity stupidity And here's to me not thinking clearly clearly Oh I raise my glass of gin in the air Looking for my brain hope it's somewhere My S. T. U. Pidity got a hold of Oh I raise my glass of gin in the air Looking for my brain but it's nowhere My S. T. U. Pidity got the best of me