Schettino

She walks everybody's dogs Endless loops around the park Go on and on She drives everybody's cars Endless muscle car valet She always nails the part Where you stick It in reverse But for today You'd be best to advise her She's never driven a car once before her Clumsiness capsized the Costa Concordia She ran it aground. Did I tell you the story When I found out the world isn't so boring It's actually round It's actually round He steals everybody's jokes But credit where it's due It's an art of its own I think there's something you should know I tried to keep it under wraps But that guy ran a show Where he told It as it was But behind the scenes He had a scriptwriter He fed him apples from deep in the garden Plenty of truths but only the hard ones Easy to do when you don't have a compass Or one that points west no matter the problem (We're the only voices allowed) Our voice is the loudest I write all of my own songs I like to pretend They're deeper than they are This one's about the whole wide world How all the people seem so dumb Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one Everyone else is the problem Am I the only normal one Everyone else is the weird one Am I the only normal one I'm the voice of reason Am I the only normal one Everyone else is the problem This song goes on and on and on This song goes on and on and on This song goes on and on and on This song goes on and on and on And on and on and on and on And on and on and on and on And on and on and on and on Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one Am I the only normal one