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My goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive what and forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos My buddy Quint Dalious Barnacle Jones jr. Got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maidens My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 miles per hour And I was paralyzed from the waist up Hey, Quan Dale dingle here. I just escaped prison I am staying at my friend Juan Dale Pringles house as I was running away from cops I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off a guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison My baby mama Shaniqua Enderson told me to pay child support. So I gave my baby to creepy old guy My friend Bingleton Coochie Smith scratched my doo-doo hole and he won't stop sniffing his finger I put this goofy ahh baby I found in the microwave for seven minutes until I went boom then I fed it to my dog A homeless man approached me and asked for a dollar. So I kicked him in the head He fell asleep in the middle of the street and was ran over by a steamroller Hey, Quan Dale dingle here. My lactose intolerant dog pooped all over my house after drinking all my milk My grandma was locked in an elevator on September 11th I got a rash on my butt after sitting down in an amp bile My sister is currently in the hospital getting her third leg removed My goofy auntie stabbed my grandpa with longhorn steakhouse knife. My sister caught me playing with my wiggly worm So I threw a Kim Kardashian butt cheek at her I force-fed a whole bottle of melatonin to my father and he forgot to wake up My doctor diagnosed me with type seven genital herpes and I got bumps all over my testicles Greetings Quan Dale dingle here. My cousin Henry Bertholomew Dingle Nut got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center Put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died