Brainwashed (The Imaginary Friends live @ Curtain Club)

Once again here I am in the voting booth I know my vote counts cause check it out. I got the proof. I can turn on the tube and watch my state turn blue Eat a steak or two make a few mistakes and be excused Lose fear little ones cause uncle Sam's got your back Protecting you from terrorist attack He packs a huge gat and swings of baseball bat And certainly wasn't the same cat who invented and passed out crack I for one support every action our government takes I'll fall in line and be a yes man I never would hesitate To volunteer to kill myself over something I'm not sure about They don't hide secrets from us they just don't want the public to hear about. The, great ideas they have for our planet and family Just look at our nations debt, we have excellent managing I mean, how hard is it really to wash oil off a shore? Man, I'm so glad our nation doesn't have racism anymore I tell you what I love that tapwater safe to bathe in and drink You can fill a bottle for your baby from the sink Some people think it's poisonous or maybe even hazardous But the fact is just our government would never let us have it if it was bad for us I'm a flaming metrosexual on a low-carb diet Everything the TV tells me I need well I'll go buy it. I believe great presidents get elected again and again Now excuse me while I get a tan in a bed and condemn my skin We got the American Jesus See him on the interstate We got the American Jesus Overwhelming millions every day Oh my God, just had laser eye surgery Perfect sight took my child to a pedophile nursery I make my daughter watch a glowing box with old souls So she can dress and act like a slut when she's only six years old Now I gotta convince my oldest boy to join the army So he can get his brain washed and simply fight for his country If it involves our benefit, then foes should die violently I have nothing to hide. My life has no privacy. Good cause if you ain't doing nothing wrong then you ain't got nothing to hide Trust the cops! as a matter of fact, I'd invite them inside. Come on in sit down hang out for a while. You find anything? I'll go to jail with a Smile. Well, here's my hands apply the cuffs Info you have must be enough I don't get mad I don't erupt because I have a piece of trust That there must be a really good explanation for the arrest And I know that going and getting a warrant, would just slow down the process The solution to the crime problem across our nation Is to lock them up forever and add them to our prison population If the police need help, I'll be an informer The weather here is nice. I'm glad our planet is getting warmer. You hear that fickle sound? That's trickle down economics. That's how we're kicking ass in a middle class populous and still prosperous It's common sense from Reagan give the rich a break on taxes And of course, they'll just pass it down to the masses and lower classes All characters portrayed are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to actual Person's alive or dead is coincidental