Children's Songs IV (Live from Comedy on State, Madison, WI)

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops Then obesity would be an even bigger epidemic 300K Americans a year eat themselves dead So, throw away your lollipops, and suck a dick instead Or if you're into it, then go on and lick a clit Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah If all the raindrops were whiskey and tequila shots Then go pack up your shit, we're moving to Seattle