The One for Me (Live from Dead Crow Comedy Room, Wilmington, NC)

When we met, that's when I knew I knew I'd never met no one like you before You came out of the blue, quite literally Your head protruding from the blue waters I know that they call you a monster They call you the Loch Ness Monster But still my love for you grows stronger Stay a little longer Oh no, where have you gone? Where have you gone to? And left me no photographs to hold on to? But I'll always remember you You've got hands like a snake You've got feet like a shark They tell me that I made a mistake But you are, you are, you are the one for me Hiking around Yellowstone I thought I'd never fall again, and I'd end up alone But then I saw the forest for the trees Quite suddenly, your silhouette emerging from the out of the woods I know that they call you a hoax The Big Foot hoax But they don't know I love the most Come a little closer Oh no, where have you gone? Where have you gone to? And left me no photographs to hold on to? But I'll always remember you You've got scales like a bear You've got feathers like a frog Wherever we go, they all stare But you are, you are, you are the one for me My hands upon the Western Wall This time I was so sure I'd never fall again But then I felt your presence, heard your voice Quite perfectly, my mother wanted me to marry a nice Jewish boy I know that they call you their God Well, the son of God But somehow you're also still God I don't get it Where have you gone, why did you leave? Left me with so many crazy people misinterpreting what you believe So I'm just waiting for the rapture The second coming, the next chapter We'll have our happy ever after 'Cause you are, you are, you are the one for me Never thought I'd end A song like this, my friends But I love Jesus