I'll Be Hard to Handle

I'll be hard to handle I promise you that And if you complain here's one little Jane who'll leave you flat I'll be hard to handle What else can I be? I say with a shrug I think you're a mug to marry me When you first threw me a gander I was willing to philander But I never thought I'd have to be a bride Now you're gonna find tough sledding I don't want no shotgun wedding I was only along for the ride I'll be hard to handle I'm telling you plain So just be a dear and scram out of here I'm gonna raise Cain I'll be hard to handle My bridges are burned This wedding's a gag and you're in the bag Where I'm concerned I'll be hard to handle When we've said I do See there's no hope, I just got a dope When I took you I'll be living my life in bed But they always will be twin beds And I warn you You'll be living like a monk Our affair is now a past one So don't think you pulled a fast one Just remember I think you're a punk!I'll be hard to handle I'm no ball and chain I'll find some means to call the marines I'm gonna raise Cain I'm gonna raise Cain I'm gonna raise Cain